Thursday Threads

Thursday Threads #40: The Inner Machinations of My Mind Are An Enigma

Frack.  Forty-weeks of posts is almost at a close?  That’s insane!

I hope you don’t mind me keeping today’s Thursday Threads short and sweet.  Man, I am burnt out.  Crazy week for parenthood.  It’s always an adventure when your kids are sick, am I right?

The Inner Machinations of My Mind Are An Enigma

I’ve made it no secret that I am a huge SpongeBob fan.  Well, a big fan of seasons two through four, that is.  Coincidentally, one of my favorite episodes was all about secrets.  If you’re a SpongeBob fan, you know what I’m talking about:  “The Secret Box”.


“The Secret Box” covers SpongeBob agonizing over Patrick’s secret box, after Patrick refuses to let him see what’s inside.  Patrick describes the contents as such that would “change [SongeBob’s] life”–you know, if only SpongeBob could see what’s inside.  But, if that happened, “[T]hen it wouldn’t be a secret anymore.  Duh!”

This episode is a prime example of the pure genius that is the comedy of season two, and it gives birth to some great quotes from Patrick.  But truly there’s nothing that quite matches his greatest line of the episode.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

And cue the spilled milk.  Classic Patrick.  It had to be made into a shirt.  And thus, behold our new Inner Machinations t-shirt!


Our Inner Machinations t-shirt comes in both adult unisex as well as women’s fitted, ranging in size up to 3XL for adult unisex and 4XL for women’s fitted!

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